February 2010
129 posts
January 2010
94 posts
“(619): you assured me you’d make it home safe because your pizza rolls...”
– tfln
“(707): he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got...”
– tfln
Tozzies? →
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
Jay-Z: 'On Second Thought, I Like Orlando More' →
Good-Looking One Not Working Today →
bbabylove:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it. (785): again? I’m starting to get a little creeped out now.
“You don’t even look Italian!” (adj): The insult to end all insults.”
– Jersey Shore
“Thanks John Mayer!!”
– kelay mignon
“But my problem with quiditch is if the snitch is worth 150 points why would...”
– 30 Rock
“Pittsburgh is also the home of Andy Warhol, Mr. Rogers, and ketchup … and...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
howexciting:
thisismewriting:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(228): I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
hahaha…Jules.
oh god, i would
“I won’t look back anymore
I left the people that do
Its not the chase...”
– Kick Drum Heart :: The Avett Brothers
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a...
justbesplendid:
“A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …. something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE … a youth she’s content to leave behind….
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …. a past juicy enough that she’s looking...
“I haven’t been gone very long
But it feels like a lifetime”
– We Are Nowhere and It’s Now :: Bright Eyes
“in the hallways of tower B: “you don’t know shit about pokémon!”
– overheard at pitt
“WHY CAN’T YOU LIVE IN MY PANTS??!!”
– kelay
“Ricordo stasera, perché è l’inizio
di sempre.”
– Dante
60...59...58... →
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
– Marilyn Monroe
“it’s like the plasma membrane is a latex balloon, things can get in and...”
– uh oh … i guess according to my bio teacher we should now use cardboard boxes as condoms.
ouch.
i'm glad i knew this existed →
for jonny ... again →
oh germany, you and your nudists →
