December 2009
35 posts
“this isn’t a safe drinking tool, it’s a challenge!”
– my brother in regards to the mini breathalizer he got for christmas
“(413): Thanks for holding onto me so I didn’t fall in my pee in that...”
“(401): so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said “we...”
“(919): Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a...”
“i frown uppon people’s decisions outwardly. but i dont rat people out...”
– shayna describing herself and how she would act as an RA
“what hurts the most is getting soggy toast”
– zach and kelay
soo blazed
ZACH: If I do it give me a garbage can
KELAY: You're gonna throw up?
ZACH: Maybe, but if I don't it's going on my head!!
“14. jew
Heat source used in Germany in the late 1930’s and early...”
“(248): He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen...”
The Ten Commandments of College →
texts from mamma bueti
Mamma Bueti: Thinking about the holidays... forget the cookies, bring on the cocktails!!!!!
Me: You are most definitely my mother
Mamma bueti: What does that mean? Have you become an alchi?
Me: No way!! College has not tempted me with any vice of the sort
Mamma Bueti: Yeah Right
“(443): he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to...”
– this sums us up too well
